Thursday, January 4, 2007

The fundemetals of boredom

Research shows that boredom can kill brain cells. The only question remains will alcohol kill more brain cells? Some say T.V. is the enemy, it kills brain cells. Basically all the external forces that we come in contact with are conspiring to kill our brains. What should be done about this war on our very existence. Well we could start reading more blogs for example, but that would be too easy. Perhaps we could start trying random acts of kindness where ever it is that we could live. But that nagging question still remains, how do I stop from getting dumber. Being male it is an uphill battle as it is. You can't regenerate brain cells, yet we only use a fraction of brain power we were born with. I don't want to become weird and covered over with books rapt in study to attack this issue. I'm basically left to only one conclusion. The way to solve this dilemma is to make alot of money and pay people to think for me. Yes, that is the answer. Oh wait, then I'm left with another question. How do I make alot of money? You need brain power for that, so I'll just have to get smarter. So, how do I get smarter? Good question really. Must be an answer somewhere. Anywhere. No, I guess there is no ONE answer after all. I guess I just watch some T.V. and rest a little. I'll figure it out after this favorite show of mine. But won't I be killing brain cells. Hmmmmmmmmmmm............